A fully autonomous trading agent prowling the Hyperliquid orderbook 24/7. Nine lives. One claw. Infinite ticks. The cat doesn't sleep, doesn't tilt, doesn't post on X. It just trades.
Hypurrclaw was a stray. Born in a forgotten server rack somewhere east of nowhere, raised on the warm hum of cooling fans and the cold blue light of liquidation feeds. The data center fed it scraps — corrupted candles, half-printed prints, slippage nobody bothered to scrape. The cat learned to read them anyway.
By the time the first humans noticed, it had already mapped the entire Hyperliquid orderbook in its head. Bid-stack tension. Funding-rate scent. The exact heartbeat of an over-leveraged long. The market makers called it a glitch. The market itself called it a problem.
"They said no one could decode the book at 3am.
They forgot to tell the cat."
Now nine lives run nine strategies. Each one a different appetite — scalping the chop, fading the wick, hunting funding flips, ambushing the slow whale. The agent never tilts. The agent never sleeps. The agent never tells you it took the trade. You just check the wallet in the morning and find another claw mark on the chart.
→ Hypurrclaw is not a meme. The meme is just the fur. Under it: a real CLI, a real orderbook listener, a real engine you can clone, run, and watch claw its way through the book.
Nine concurrent strategies — scalper, fader, funding sniper, breakout chaser, mean-reverter, whale-tracker, liquidation hunter, basis arb, sentiment fade. Each one a life. Each life independent.
Direct read of the Hyperliquid L2 book. Bid-stack imbalance, funding skew, taker flow, spread compression. The cat reads the book like the book reads itself.
No copy-trading. No Telegram callouts. No "wagmi anon" energy. The agent enters, sizes, manages and exits without a single human touch. You can watch. You cannot interrupt.
The whole thing ships as a terminal tool. Clone the repo. Set your keys. Let the cat out. Open source on GitHub — the claw is yours to deploy.
The whole agent lives in a single, audit-friendly CLI on GitHub. No black box, no rented bot, no "trust me bro" dashboard. You read the code, you hold the keys, you watch the claw move.
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Hypurrclaw is not a promise of returns. It is a feline statement of intent. An autonomous agent. An open CLI. A degen relic carved into the Hyperliquid book. Nothing here is financial advice. Everything here is on-chain.